1. Lady on the bus next to me: Tell me again- what are you not going to do in daycare today?
    2. Little boy: I will not hit the teacher with a light saber.
    3. Lady: And why are you not going to hit her with a light saber?
    4. Boy: It is my toy, and my choice, but if I hit her with the light saber, I'm acting like a Sith.
    5. Lady: Do you want to be a Sith?
    6. Boy: No! I am Obi-Wan!

  2. camo-zamboni:



    My roommate and his girlfriend got in the shower together and they’re… Talking about politics?

    I was expecting to hear “OH GOD, HARDER,” not “George Washington was entirely correct in his prediction of what distinct parties would do to politics as a whole.”

    Nope nevermind, there it is, apparently political debate is just their form of foreplay


    (Source: camo--zamboni, via brittitkittycat)


  3. problemspoof:


    why does everyone look so surprised when i say the reason for cutting my hair short is the hot weather, what were u expecting “i need to take my father’s place in war and the chinese army won’t accept women” ???

    So what you’re saying is that you’re not going to help defend China from the Huns…?

    (Source: barretweed, via brittitkittycat)


  4. plaidandredlipstick:

    the reason male comic book fans work themselves into a frenzied rage over “fake geek girls" is because they think they can’t get a girlfriend because of their love for comic books (a.k.a nerdiness). if they accept that geek girls genuinely love comic books, then they’re left with the cold harsh reality that it’s not their nerdiness that makes them unattractive to women, but the fact that they are misogynistic condescending dickbags who need to be avoided AT ALL COSTS

    (via cacawrawr)


  5. justinnnnnnnnnnnnnn:

    When someone thinks you’re a hassidic hillbilly with a snoot full of honeybees


    (via toddrasucks)


    1. Me: Who's a good boy?
    2. Dog: ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
    3. Me: YOU'RE A GOOD BOY!
    4. Dog: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  6. feministbatwoman:


    Columbia University Student Will Drag Her Mattress Around Campus Until Her Rapist Is Gone

    "I think the act of carrying something that is normally found in our bedroom out into the light is supposed to mirror the way I’ve talked to the media and talked to different news channels, etc," Emma continues in the full video which you can watch here. 

    So, I just want to go into HOW MUCH Columbia and the NYPD has failed, and revictimized, Emma Sulkowitz.

    In her school hearing, Sulkowitz ” had to explain to the three administrators on the panel how anal rape worked. She told them she had been hit across the face, choked and pinned down, but, she said, one still seemed confused about how it was possible for someone to penetrate her there without lubricant. Sulkowicz said she had to draw them a diagram.”

    "Her best friend was meant to be at the hearing; Sulkowicz had chosen her as her one “supporter.” But her friend was kicked out of that role for talking about the case, according to Sulkowicz, in violation of the university’s confidentiality policy. As punishment, her friend was also put on probation and made to write two reflection papers: one from the perspective of Sulkowicz and another from the accused."


    - Two other women at Columbia have accused this guy of sexual assault/rape. But he’s been found not responsible in all instances, and is still on campus

    - When she went to the police, one officer said: “”You invited him into your room. That’s not the legal definition of rape.”

    - Another officer told her friends, who came with her: ““For every single rape I’ve had, I’ve had 20 that are total bull——,” he added. “It’s also my type of job to get to the truth. If that means being harsh about it, that’s what I do.”

    And that’s.

    I want to set literally everything on fire.

    (via ygreat)

  8. hermionejg:




    "Rape Joke" 

    Our alumni is currently a finalist in Brave New Voices 2014. We are honored to have been part of such an amazing young woman’s journey. Rhiannon is now tackling social justice issues and we couldn’t be more proud.

    this needs 1,000,000,000,000 notes

    spread this like wildfire

    yay Ann!!

    (via flightyforeshadowing)

  9. kateordie:



    I legitimately love this woman

    (via likeneelyohara)


  10. grilledcheese4evr:


    stay away from people who make you feel like you are hard to love

    This is the most important thing I have ever read.

    (Source: noseblush, via justanotherpalindrome)


  12. "

    So when people leave, I’ve learned the secret: let them. Because, most of the time, they have to.

    Let them walk away and go places. Let them have adventures in the wild without you. Let them travel the world and explore life beyond a horizon that you exist in. And know, deep down, that heroes aren’t qualified by their capacity to stay but by their decision to return.

    — The Staying Philosophy (Everyday Isa)

    (Source: everydayisa.wordpress.com, via thebluebirdandherwritingdesk)


  13. "Because the first time I got raped, my boyfriend broke up with me because I had “cheated” on him.
    Because the word “rape” is considered a joke.
    Because over 70% of women let their partners fuck them when they don’t want it.
    Because 17% of American women have been the victim of sexual assault at some point in their lives.
    Because only 39% of rapists get reported to the police, and only 3% of them go to jail.
    Because about 13% of the rape victims commit suicide.
    Because the first time I got raped, he put a knife to my throat and told me he would kill me if I said I didn’t want it.
    Because when I wanted to report him, people told me I couldn’t because I hadn’t said “no” to him.
    Because at least half of all babies born to minor women are fathered by adult men. (10+ years age difference)
    Because I can’t wear a skirt without being told “I’m asking for it.”
    Because when I went to a party when I was 14 and I wore a skirt and a guy kept touching my ass all night, my mother told me it shouldn’t have happened if I wore sweatpants.
    Because a 16 year old girl who had her first orgasm while getting raped, had to watch her 34 (!) year old rapist go free because she had had an orgasm.
    Because when my guy friend told me and some friends he got raped by a women when he was 12, a “friend” laughed at him and said he should be happy he got laid that young.
    Because my 17 year old best friend’s parents let her 14 year old brother walk outside until 12pm, but she has to be home at 10.
    Because a guy from my old school got raped by another guy, but because he is gay, they said it wasn’t considered rape.
    Because a 19 year old lesbian got raped by a guy, and he didn’t go to prison because he said “he only tried to turn her straight so she would get accepted by her parents”
    Because in some cultures, girls (and boys) still get thrown out of the family because some guy/girl sexually assaulted them.
    Because they’re still teaching girls to walk faster at night instead of teaching guys they shouldn’t rape.
    Because I have to explain why I’m angry because of rape."
    — Why I am fucking angry - D.A.N (the-fault-in-our-scars)

    (Source: the-fault-in-our-scars, via thebluebirdandherwritingdesk)